Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Pantaloons

so, yesterday the spanish man that is trying to gett into annies pannies told me that europeans think that americans can't drink cuz they just pound booze until they're drunk and then when they're drunk they're obnoxious and belligerent and the women are easy and we have too many gangs and solve everything with guns...so that's when i pulled out my gat and told him what's what

i guess it's kinda lame that people think such crap about us...and it's really apparent alot of times too, people peg us as americans instantly and definitely have all these ideas of us formed in their heads before they even hear us speak a word. like the other day i was walking with some friends and i guess these spanish dudes heard us talking cuz they kept yelling at us "oh my god! oh my god!" it was pretty funny..but then again it just shows that people here think we're really ditzy...which i dont get because there is so much american influence here, so many people are trying to be like us, so how can they say that we're dumb and obnoxious and what not....i guess the real problem here is the fact that american's perpetuate these stereotypes...in some cases this is somewhat unconsciously, but it still happens..

i dont know i guess there are just certain mannuerisms that leave us giving off the dumb vibe...it's like, in america its perfectly normal for a girl to just be like "i dunno!" when we don't understand something or need help with something, here people just look at us like we're complete idiots...and i'm sorry if we like to get trashed all the time...but it's fucking fun...being completely crunked is what being an american is all about...europeans need to grasp that shit! fuck..i love america...land where i'm free to get as drunk as i damn well please...here i can't even maintain a serious buzz for more than an hour...i'm like hello? where's the high gravity beer...why does my first drink burn itself off before i even get the chance to have a second one...i'm serious...it's been almost three weeks and i've gone out everynight for at least three quarters of that time...and i haven't even been actually drunk the entire time...they told us we would be out all night partying which we are..but where's the fun if you don't even get to be belig all over the place...not to mention the fact that i'm just pouring money down the drain to not get wasted and no men even buy me drinks!

ok enough ranting...it is actually pretty fun to be able to remember all that happened the night before and not waking up with a hangover...oh..and not barfing's always good too

1 comment:

anon said...

why ain't the beer making you drunk? and what is high gravity beer? What you need to find is one of those bars with 101 different kinds of shots, and where you need to go is a club town, where every friday and saturday night people stand on the streets and hand you coupons for 1 euro per shot! (that's what I did at Lloret de Mar, in espana! go there!) There are like over 150 bars/clubs there! Love ya mucho! I'm at bars getting wasted off Patron and "hazed and infuzed". woot! Love ya! I'll call you soon!