you like berber husband? we have many crazy nights!

so last night was pretty crazy one...just random i guess...we went out to celebrate jackie's birthday which was on monday (i'm a bad friend cuz i didn't really make it very special for her)..we wanted to go do some kareoke but realized that the kareoke bar we wanted to go to was really far away and we didn't want to walk there, so between five of us..me, annie, jackie, ron (my new favorite gay boy) and sara (my new favorite lesbian, hottest lesbian ever, i'd do her)...we chugged about 2/3 of a bottle of tequila(all the could fit in a water bottle) and decided to hit up a favorite spot of ours called the euro bar...we walked for what seemed like forever and when we got there i had to pee real bad, but it was pretty worth it because a bunch of our friends from school were there and they have 1 euro beers so i continued to get even more wasted...

it's cool because alot of the kids from our program are super nice and fun to get along with but i think alot of them kinda see me as a flake because i always say that i want to or am going to do stuff and then my plans change and i never let people know...oops...like last night i invited all these kids to kareoke, but we didn't go and then we ran into them at the euro bar later, they seemed kind of wierded out...i feel kind of bad because i know it sucks to get blown off but honestly...i don't feel that bad, i know it's just hurting me and my chances of hanging out with people cuz i know people won't want to hang out with me if they see me as a flake.

so anyways at this bar we kicked it drank a bunch and then it closed and i was still bursting with energy from all the alcohol and also from the fact that i haven't gone out all week due to both annie and jackie (aka my wing girls) being sick...i'm not really down to go out by myself cuz of the whole getting robbed thing and everyone lives really far so i'd still have to walk a ways alone to meet up with anyone else...so when we were leaving i saw some people smoking a doob with some spaniard and of course i had to invite myself, and i was talking to the dude in spanish about weed and he just handed me a nug...at first i didn't really understand and then he gave me a rolling paper so i thought he wanted me to roll it up, but then he left, it was so crazy cool..i can't wait to smoke it!

then everyone was getting ready to go home but i was even more pumped about going out and i definitely wasn't ready to call it a night(annie had already left with javi)..so ron was talking to this one spanish dude who said he was gonna go to the center (of the city, kinda like downtown i guess) and he had a car, and since the euro bar is about a million miles from my house and the center is about two feet away from my house, we decided to go with him cuz i was definitely still down to party...so we went to this bar in the center that i know i will never ever see again..it was like an alternative bar that only played alternative music which was pretty cool...so we were playing pool and me and jackie were on a team and we we getting killed, we had three balls left and the other team had one, and when i went up for my turn i totally hustled the table and made all the balls! it was so sweet and everyone keep calling me a hustler! yeah baby! i'm bad

oh so about this guy that was driving us, i think at first ron thought he was gay so he was flirting with him, but when we got in his car i wanted shottie so i like shoved ron and jackie out of the way..lol...and i was talking to him and found out the he actually spoke really good english and we were having some really good conversation while i spoke spanish and he spoke english (one of my favorite things to do with spaniards)..so when we got to the alt bar jackie was like, "that guy's trying to get into your panties" and ron was like "no, i just think he wants someone to talk to" which is what i thought, he was really nice and it was fun talking to him...so anyways when the alt bar closed i was still rearing to go but everyone else wanted to go home and i was really bummed out..but that guy told me that he was gonna still go back out after he dropped everyone off...and that he wanted to buy me a beer...so i said i would go out with him after wards...luckily ron came with us too cuz right after that, that guy asked me if i wanted to sleep at his house! i was like..."uhhh...no puedo..." it was really awkward...he was really nice tho..just..eh

so finally i got home completely trashed out of my brain cavity and annie called me, i think like right after i layed down to sleep, cuz at first i didn't know what my phone was and just shut it off, but then i realized what was going on the second time she called and answered..it turned out that she had left her key with me and needed to get in, she said she would be there in ten minutes so i got up and put on some clothes and got my key to go get her, but i thought..she said she'd be here in ten minutes to i can just lay down untill then...sooo...lol...i woke up this morning and looked at my phone and it said 36 missed calls from annie! i have no idea how i slept through that!! i must have been blacked out hardcore! she was pissed and not only that but aparently everyone in the house heard my phone ringing a million times, annie had to wait for like half an hour until our host sister left for work at like 7! i feel so bad! oh and the worst part about it is that this morning our host mom bitched out annie hardcore for staying out so late all the time and not having our key and for waiting with javi downstairs in our lobby! it was messed up! crazy huh?

well, that's all for now, i know that was practically a whole novel about one night...but hopefully i have shocked and entertained you..lol...

Minhas calcas estao no fogo

ok so, it's tuesday...i just got back from portugal on sunday and that was awesome...and when i left you last i was on my way to a tarifa beach adventure...tarifa was great, fran never showed up, but i still had an amazing time, the weather was perfect and the beach was one of the most beautiful i have ever seen in my life, once the day cleared up we could see all the way across the straight of gibraltar to africa...it was f-ing sweet!

so i went to lagos, portugal this weekend and that was pretty much a drunken adventure, we started off checking out the beach which was really nice but annie and jackie were being total negative nancies after the three hour bus ride so i bitched them out and told them that if they didn't have fun i was gonna beat them with seagull..that shut em up...the first night we had a kick-off party at this place called joe's garage where i got completely wasted, i drank some really yummy drinks and there were a bunch of hot bartenders and me and jackie danced on a pool table...at least i wasn't as drunk as she was (i asked her if she was gonna barf and she said no, then i told her she looked like she was gonna barf and she did barf..haha...she told me it was cuz i kept saying barf...lol) that was super fun, it was this other hawai'i girl liz's birthday so we were rockin out hard core...it was great

me, annie and jackie decided that we wanted to go really cheap with this trip so we hit up the free breakfast in the hotel every morning (which consisted of sandwich meat, like twenty kinds of bread, canned fruit cocktail and cornflakes..pretty lame)and used what we could to pack up sanwiches for lunch so then all we had to pay for was dinner...we spent the second day on the beach where i climbed this huge rock and then jumped off (awesome!) and then we went out to Cabo San Vicente (also known as the end of the world) to check out the sunset...which was amazing by the way!

so the second night we had dinner at this place called nah nah bah which was really really yummy, but i was feeling like crap cuz i had pms and i guess it was bringing down annie and jackie too, so we all ended up turning in pretty early, especially since we had gotten so rediculously shittattered the night before...

the third day we had a all-the-sangria-you-can-drink booze cruise, but apparently the swells were so bad that we couldn't even leave the dock...so we just sat on this stationary boat in the harbor, which was pretty lame...but i did decide to drink enough sangria to make it worth it, and i ended up chugging like twelve cups..lol..yummy! haha, oh we also went on these awesome speed boats that were like water rides and it was really fun...so after we got incredibly wasted on the non-cruise-booze boat they took us to this other beach called Meia Praia where they had a keg for us, which of course i got down on, drinking like at least 8 cups of beer...needless to say i passed out on the beach and jackie couln't wake me up for like an hour...and even when i woke up i was still wasted out of my mind for like six more hours until we finally had dinner..lol! (oh and side note, i was being really retarded and wasted in our hotel room after the beach and i touched my leg to a lightbulb for not even half a second and i burnt the shit out of it and now it has a huge blister!)

so yeah, there was more beaching more booze and then we ran out of money completely...all in all it was pretty sweet...though javi offered to take us over to lagos on our own and i think we should have just done that, cuz we did the whole group organized trip thing and i think it was pretty over priced and there was a shitload of abnoxious americans there which made everything kinda lame...but it was still really beautiful and i enjoyed myself for sure...and this weekend i think were gonna try to go to another beach on the mediterranean which should be awesome...i just hope i get a chance to take a breather before then!

cigarillo maroqui

so, post-mugging i've been feeling pretty sketched out in general, but i guess it's all for the better cuz i now know that i need to excercise more caution when going out...you know whats wierd tho? europeans think that americans solve everything with guns, and that we have all kinds of gun problems and blah blah blah..yet the only time i have actually encountered any kind of forceful gun use has been here in sevilla..ironic huh?

i guess it wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't happened literally on my front door step..cuz now i'm nervous about coming home at night altogether...since then the only times i have been out have been during the day or when someone could drop me off right outside my doorstep and wait till i go inside...the worst part about it all is being super broke and having to borrow all kinds of money from jackie until i can get some new credit cards.

anyways, in unrelated news, last night me and annie saw a shooting star (a really fatty awesome one too) and i wished for a spanish hottie...then guess what? my wish came true! i found a really hot spanish hottie named francisco, he's the cousin of javi (annie's pantaloon pal), he's staying here with javi for a few days then going to london for like 20 days and then coming back to live with javi. anyways he's really hot and wants my bod...yay!

i realized that i never said anything about morocco..i was gonna post lots of detail about my trip but i'm kinda over that now, what i will say is that i had an awesome time...me and jackie and annie shared a hotel room which i snuck out of the first night to go hang out with these two really cool kids from texas, becky and thomas, and we found the only place in morocco that sells alcohol during ramadan..which was fun...then the next night we tried to go back but i guess it was too late cuz it was closed..then becky found some hot moroccan bellman to make out with, but they got caught and he probably lost his job..lol...sad huh? well anyways we also met some other cute moroccans and one of them gave me some hash, which we tried to smoke out of the hash pipe that i got for my brother, but it didn't really work..lame...so anyways the moroccan country side is one of the most awesome sights to behold, looking out there is like stepping 200 years in the past, we also visited this medina in fez..which is a market place just like the one in aladdin..and they say that place has really changed very little in over 1000 years..it was so awesome...and i bought a whole bunch of crap, i got really good at bargaining...i was able to get some of my shit for like, 1/3 of the price that the merchants were asking..yeah baby!

so anyways tomorrow i'm going to a beach party at tarifa, the southernmost point in europe, at the top of the gibraltar straight where the winds from the mediterranean and the atlantic cross to stir up your soul..and my spanish hottie's gonna be there, so it should be pretty much awesome...and then next weekend i'm going on a beach trip to lagos, portugal and i'm gonna get some of my tan back and lay out topless euro-style...damn i love my life

so, i was gonna wait til i had a bit of time to post a long as post about my amazing trip to morocco (which was awesome)..but...i just got mugged...me and jackie were sitting on the front steps of my apartment building trying to figure out what to do when a young skinny dude ran up to us, pointed a gun at us and then stole my purse...it was by far the scariest thing that's ever happened to me...i could just see a bullet going through my stomach. letting go of my purse never seemed so easy...now i realize that i no longer have a cell phone, keys to my house and worst of all, my wallet...which had about 120 euros (around 200 usd) my cash card, my credit card, like five ids, my insurance card, and countless other random cards that i keep in there...and for some reason the one thing that really makes me sad is the fact that i had the sketch for my next tattoo tucked in my wallet as well...i don't think there was much else in there, and my mom said that i could probably get my money replaced by our insurance...i'm just really lucky that my camera and my passport we left behind in my room.

fuck