Minhas calcas estao no fogo

ok so, it's tuesday...i just got back from portugal on sunday and that was awesome...and when i left you last i was on my way to a tarifa beach adventure...tarifa was great, fran never showed up, but i still had an amazing time, the weather was perfect and the beach was one of the most beautiful i have ever seen in my life, once the day cleared up we could see all the way across the straight of gibraltar to africa...it was f-ing sweet!

so i went to lagos, portugal this weekend and that was pretty much a drunken adventure, we started off checking out the beach which was really nice but annie and jackie were being total negative nancies after the three hour bus ride so i bitched them out and told them that if they didn't have fun i was gonna beat them with seagull..that shut em up...the first night we had a kick-off party at this place called joe's garage where i got completely wasted, i drank some really yummy drinks and there were a bunch of hot bartenders and me and jackie danced on a pool table...at least i wasn't as drunk as she was (i asked her if she was gonna barf and she said no, then i told her she looked like she was gonna barf and she did barf..haha...she told me it was cuz i kept saying barf...lol) that was super fun, it was this other hawai'i girl liz's birthday so we were rockin out hard core...it was great

me, annie and jackie decided that we wanted to go really cheap with this trip so we hit up the free breakfast in the hotel every morning (which consisted of sandwich meat, like twenty kinds of bread, canned fruit cocktail and cornflakes..pretty lame)and used what we could to pack up sanwiches for lunch so then all we had to pay for was dinner...we spent the second day on the beach where i climbed this huge rock and then jumped off (awesome!) and then we went out to Cabo San Vicente (also known as the end of the world) to check out the sunset...which was amazing by the way!

so the second night we had dinner at this place called nah nah bah which was really really yummy, but i was feeling like crap cuz i had pms and i guess it was bringing down annie and jackie too, so we all ended up turning in pretty early, especially since we had gotten so rediculously shittattered the night before...

the third day we had a all-the-sangria-you-can-drink booze cruise, but apparently the swells were so bad that we couldn't even leave the dock...so we just sat on this stationary boat in the harbor, which was pretty lame...but i did decide to drink enough sangria to make it worth it, and i ended up chugging like twelve cups..lol..yummy! haha, oh we also went on these awesome speed boats that were like water rides and it was really fun...so after we got incredibly wasted on the non-cruise-booze boat they took us to this other beach called Meia Praia where they had a keg for us, which of course i got down on, drinking like at least 8 cups of beer...needless to say i passed out on the beach and jackie couln't wake me up for like an hour...and even when i woke up i was still wasted out of my mind for like six more hours until we finally had dinner..lol! (oh and side note, i was being really retarded and wasted in our hotel room after the beach and i touched my leg to a lightbulb for not even half a second and i burnt the shit out of it and now it has a huge blister!)

so yeah, there was more beaching more booze and then we ran out of money completely...all in all it was pretty sweet...though javi offered to take us over to lagos on our own and i think we should have just done that, cuz we did the whole group organized trip thing and i think it was pretty over priced and there was a shitload of abnoxious americans there which made everything kinda lame...but it was still really beautiful and i enjoyed myself for sure...and this weekend i think were gonna try to go to another beach on the mediterranean which should be awesome...i just hope i get a chance to take a breather before then!