- I went to the sevillian theme park, it was awesome, i rode a the roller coaster twice and drank a slurpee with rum in it...it was f-ing sweet...i haven't been to an amusement park since disneyworld
- me, annie and jackie have taken to watching degrassi in the park across from my house, i have converted them into new obsesees..muhahahahahaha...we just watched season six!
- i smoked my first spanish joint and got sooo high! it was awesome! spanish weed is slightly hard to come by, but amazing!
- i learned that it's about 8.7 billion times harder to not smoke cigarettes than to not smoke weed...living proof that marijuana is not addictive!
- i stayed drunk for around 30 hours straight (i lost count)..in honor of my little orphan Annie "bananie in my grannie pannie" koerner's birthday. It went like this:
- we started getting drunk at midnight the day of her birthday, we each drank a bottle of champagne to our face and hung our with our fave gay couple in the universo
- we had about four hours of sleep before waking up for a school trip to an ancient roman city...
- woke up still drunk...toured the city for about two hours then went to lunch, where we got all the beer and sangria we could drink included, needless to say we replasterfied.
- we got home from the trip and ron and marcel joined a degrassi love fest in the park with beer champagne and box wine..mmmm
- me and annie ate dinner (i talked to my host sister so drunkenly!) and afterwards went out to celebrate some more...with tequila and more boxed wine
- i chased some tequila with box wine and barfed (for the first time in spain! amazing!)
- we found a kareoke bar where some fat spaniard tried hitting on me so i made him buy me a drink but then when he asked me to dance i said no! lol! all the songs were in spanish so we left
- we went to the calle to meet up with some spanish friends, drank some more there (how was i able to do this you may ask...the answer is i have no idea) then we finally ended up retiring at around 6 or so...
- we had another school trip the next morning, needless to say, we slept through our alarms and missed it
- soo, what else has happened..
- last night i dressed as a demonia (devil), annie was a china(chinese girl) and jackie was a lenadora (lumberjack)...we went to a spanish party which was pretty lame at first (though he did make all his own decorations which was awesome) but then we taught them how to play kings cup (which is really difficult to teach in spanish, but they all got the hang of it really well) that had to be one of the funnest games of kings cup i've ever played
- we went to calle betis where not very many people were dressed up and i was wearing the skankiest outfit in all of spain...it was really embarrassing but still so fun...drunk dudes were hollering at us like every two steps
- everyone here dresses really scary, there were alot of elaborate costumes, but they were all really covered up, which was smart because it was freezing
- note to self: do not dress in spain as you would in hawai'i for halloween
sooo, i've been eating alot of delicious food (especially in italica! mmmm steak!) and enjoying the company of some really awesome people...i took some midterms, which was lame, but i did ok...tho i dont think i'm gonna be able to get an A in spanish... :( but whatever who cares...my mom's coming out here next week which should be awesome and a half...and it should be good for her cuz she's been really sad lately cuz she's all alone and has to deal with joe stress and my poor ivy just died and she really misses him...but this trip will be good for her and i'm gonna get to see madrid too, i also think we're gonna be going a few other places too so that will be awesome...damn summarizing my life is a bit harder then i would think
1 comment:
dude you crack me up! Especially the part about barfing! I'm glad you got some quality Halloweening in, and you rock for spreading the wonderfulness of Kings throughout the world! You're lucky your mommy is gonna come visit you, that's sweet!
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