You have a HUGE ass! did you know that?

so yesterday me, jackie and annie went to see javi and his team play futbol (aka soccer, aka for pussies, lol) and while they were getting their asses kicked we were staring at their asses and drinking champagne...mmmmm..good times...so fran was playing, and he has a really big ass right, so we were making jokes about the whole time, and we missed seeing the other team score like three times cuz we were paying attention to fran's ass instead right? plus we were drunk...at 7 in the evening...

so afterwards we went to a bar to watch another game on tv and after that we went to javi's friend manu's house where he cooked us dinner...and gave us more booze...needless to say, i got pretty trashed. so there we are, me, jackie and annie, sitting in a room with about 8 spanish people, some of which speak a minor amount of english, but not much (fran and javi included)....we're drinking chilling smoking hookah, there's a general atmosphere of tomfoolery in the air..and bam! out of no where, jackie stands up and says in the loudest voice ever to fran "you have a HUGE ass!! did you know that?"...lol!...so me and annie immediately cover our mouths in shock and start cracking up soooo hard and all the spanish people are looking at us with the most confused expressions on their faces...javi told us to say it in spanish...but we were laughing too hard...none of them understood at all...and the three of us were splitting our sides about to die laughing...that was basically the best moment in spain's history...i will forever remember that!

which reminds me, that is something i will really miss about living here: being able to say whatever i want, whenever i want, and getting away with it because no one knows what i'm talking about...and we do that all the time too...we just talk about people directly in front of their faces and they have no idea what's going on...we say shit like..."look at that kids mullet! omg he looks like joe dirt!" or "can you believe how fucking fugly that chick's outfit is!" or "you have a HUGE ass! did you know that?"

damnit..i'm gonna miss spain